The Vigil Idiot: Rajdhani Express

January 8, 2013 7:17 am by

Directed by Ashok Kohli, Rajdhani Express is the first release of the new year. Which makes the fact that it is already in contention to be one of the worst films of 2013 doubly impressive. I would be lying if I said I completely understood what was going on in the film. But between some truly legendary acting by debutant Leander Paes (as angry runaway Keshav), and plot points that the makers just decided to not bother explaining, I understood enough to realise that this was 2 hours and 10 minutes of my life that I’m never getting back.

Sahil Rizwan is a 24-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he’s not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.

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Comments (17)

  1. Akshara |

    definitely need to add a box with the after strip pics ahahahhahaha….

  2. Rammanohar |

    Sarcastic wit as usual :-) but one minor thing that i noticed – In the 8th frame, you say “Cabinet Secretary’s wife and son” and in the 13th frame, you mention a “Cabinet Minister’s wife”… is that a Leander Paes effect ;-)

  3. Anoo |

    ..but who strips? why does she strip? i dont get it! *gasp* this is driving me crazy!

  4. chhee only….gh ah ha ha!!!

  5. ami |

    THE epic one: “…Keshav steps out of the cabin with his gun & contemplates going all cowboy on their asses.”

  6. udi |

    great review thanks keep it coming…

  7. Movie lover |

    Fake gun and uncuffed criminal in VIP comaprtement.. ROFL :D :D

  8. Prashant Babu |

    what. the.bhen! is this movie for real?
    brilliant stuff again, man. Your reviews make my day.

  9. Kunal |

    Great start to the new year Sahil :) thanks for this!

  10. AJ |

    Oh, I could SOOOO kill you for this! Haa ha hahaa

  11. Asha |

    Cheee only :P

    Dayyam u so fine!

  12. Amrita Joneja |

    HA HA HA ROFLMAO…. thanks Sahil. Another awesome review. You’ve gotta thank the filmi creators that give you shitty stuff to watch so you can be brilliantly funny…
    Ever thought of taking up stand up? I’d totally pay to hear you be funny.

  13. Anusha |

    LOL! Really enjoyed reading this! Keep up the good work :)

  14. What a movie! definitely would catapult into the “cult classic” status after this review ;)

    And what a glorious start to 2012! couldn’t have got better…

    BTW no “Khiladi 786″ review” was anxiously waiting for that….

    Cheers….

  15. Somewhere right now, a certain Mahesh bhupathi is going ROFL.
    hats off.
    no limitd of absurdness in this movie it seems.

  16. Dr Rickson Pereira |

    U rock! Brilliant review!

  17. Swathi |

    Dayyam cool man… Will make sure to steer clear of this one..

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