The Vigil Idiot: Gunday
A few years from now, I will look back at this movie and wonder what the weirdest part of this venture was. Was it all the unintentional homoeroticism between Ranveer Singh (playing hairy Bikram) and Arjun Kapoor (playing toothy Bala)? Was it the fact that a script this bad got someone like Irrfan Khan (playing supercop Satyajeet Sarkar) interested? Or is it that Priyanka Chopra (playing love interest Nandita), having been in the industry a decade longer than either of the two heroes, comes off looking more like their aged babysitter than a legit romance partner person? The correct answer, of course, is all of the above.
Sahil Rizwan is a 26-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he’s not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.