The Vigil Idiot: Raaz 3
Before Raaz 3 released, director Vikram Bhatt went around announcing how there were scenes in this film that would rival Jaws. It’s true! They do. If Jaws made you cringe and facepalm, while wondering “What the hell did I just watch?!” Because trust me, between Emraan Hashmi who plays director Aditya, Esha Gupta playing young actress Sanjana, and Bipasha Basu donning the role of the aging diva Shanaya, there are enough cringy facepalms to go around for a very, very long time.
Sahil Rizwan is a 24-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he’s not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.
Tags: Bipasha Basu, Bollywood, Emraan Hashmi, Esha Gupta, Film, Raaz 3, The Vigil Idiot, Vikram BhattComments (52)
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This is truly hilarious..I have watched the movie and what catches!
PURE EPIC-NESS!!
i think bollywood movies just got AWESOME with this website! Hats off man!!
I have never bothered leaving comments on anything on internet, but hats off to you, this was hilarious!!!
I was in tears laughing at champu ghost
Because.. Boobies
Epic !!
“friendly neighborhood demon”
and
“ae champuu”
rotfl!
Chindi Ass Ghost! hahaha!
So, see you when ‘Raaz 4′ comes out okay? (And you know it will)
why is this not up on ur website!!
between this and http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-expendables-2.html .. My day is made!!! ROFL!!
Boobies
Haha 
Dont forget the dialogues man. #EpicnessMuch. “Kutta aur bachcha, dono pyaar ka bhukha hota hai” The name bhatt sounds like butt, and anyways, all they produce is shit 
The alternative to moovies that you really think are not worth watching..
Come here and laugh ur ass off celebrating of how u avoided the SADNESS!!
I have laughed out loud. Thank you Sahil.
Wow!!!! what a great tale
Makes me so glad I totally missed out on it
Just reminds of Two & a Half Men’s
“we love boobies” song
Well you gotta give it that
We all love boobies
In the middle of work im laughing out loud and breaking out in water. ROFL.. just please keeping coming back with these reviews
Better than the movie!
ROFL…Damn!!! you are good, coz i have seen the exasperatingly mind-numbing non sense movie, i know the accuracy of your comic timing…but hands down to, “Aye Champu”…:D
because boobies
No recovery from Landline using Spirit…ROFL..
just imagined the scene where a ghost would be dialing a number..lollzzz
Dont knw why the actors sign up for such movies… because.. boobies!
LMAO..landline using ghost?? Dont look at me yo! Coz damn if i know.
Thanks to vigil idiot … now i look forward for stupid ass movies like raaz3, rowdy rathore, joker … etc…
i don’t watch these movies … but definitely read all the vigil idiot comic strips …
dude, i have given up on watching movies
this is what i wait for, better than spending 250 on a shitload of 2 hours ..
Not as funny as previous posts.. Raaz3 had the potential to become a laugh riot on vigil idiot. Looks like your comic panels are getting censored.
LOLmax.
“Ae Champu!”.. ROFL
Boobies
My Monday’s made!! LOL, ROFL material. Keep up the good work.
Funniest. spoof. EVER
hahahahahahahahahahaha……….hahahahahahahaha(holds stomach)…..hahahahahaha…..Sahil u rock man!!
Sahil – dude you deserve an award for making soooo many people happy on Monday morning!!
)))
Chindi ass ghost?? cockroaches saying WTF!!! really, awesome… gotta watch this one after this…
oh god i miss watching crappy movies ..Such movies give you enuff ammunition to last a few weeks.. Awesome sauce review
lolwa
Hilarious! Thanks for making my day
“Because ………… boobies!!!”
LMAOOOOOOO!
ROFL…now I wanna watch this movie…
This was seriously the crappiest movie of all time right up there with RGV ki Aag.. Perhaps next time Vikram Bhatt can hire you Saahil to write his stories.
Could it be that he thought of this movie as a comedy movie rather than a horror one
I meant “oh please keep doing this!”
This is sheer genius. I agree with the commenter above that the dialogue-less panels are brilliant. I don’t care what you missed – this is unadulterated awesomeness. Sort of a hybrid of the best of American and Indian humor. Oh please doing this. For humanity’s sake!
You forgot the random rat chewing off the rope and revealing Ganesha and his spade like instrument which Aditya uses to destroy the spirit….cause rats just pop up conveniently like that…
AAANDDD…. you missed the bit where the Hero starts the film off as “Aditya Agarwal” and ends the film as “Aditya Arora”
Q.Why did he change his name?
Director’s explanation- Because…. boobies!!!!
worst business model ever !!!lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
I love the panels where there is no dialogue, nothing. The cricket sounds aura is so well-made.
You could rename this blog to “Vikram Bhatt is an Idiot” considering how many (or all) of his films make it to your list
This was funny, but no one expected any less trash from Raaz 3 anyway. I love your work where the movie is intended to be epic (like Barfi or Rockstar?) and does get the acclaim, too, yet isn’t spared the critically hilarious eye of the Vigil Idiot.
Thanks you. Has to watc this with the in laws but this makes me feel better. Better cos apparently you had to watch it too
WTF cockroaches and *tap tap tap*
Commencing loud laughter.
ohhh man! I was watching this movie on Saturday and i told my friend, this is gonna be kickass on the vigil idiot…. and sure it is… boobies!!!! hahahahahahaha
Boobies!!!! ha ha ha ha ha
One day I will watch these films. Till then I will wonder why on earth would someone make/see/inflict upon themselves such monstrosity!
hahah lol… i love ure take on these movies man.. u just made my Monday morning. Why?? because… boobies!
There’s no cigarette smoking warning in all the comic panels where she is smoking! `; )