The Vigil Idiot: Jism 2
Director Pooja Bhatt’s Jism 2 stars adult film actress Sunny Leone as an adult film actress (surprise!) who must use her biggest strengths, her body and her feminine wiles, to save the nation from gangster assassin Kabir played by Randeep Hooda. In the mix are also Arunoday Singh as Ayaan and Arif Zakaria as Guru Saldanha the intelligence official trying to hunt down this man. Now, I could say a lot of things about this film. But quite frankly, with a plot like that, do I really need to say any more?
Sahil Rizwan is a 24-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he’s not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.
Tags: Arif Zakaria, Arunoday Singh, Film, Jism 2, Pooja Bhatt, Randeep Hooda, Sunny Leone, The Vigil IdiotComments (61)
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Absolutely hilarious. Sahil, you should cover every movie.
Nice again, I am seriously enjoying your work dude. My straight second read…and I am already searching your other posts…
Mother of Bhen!! Hilarious!!
Oh my god… hanky was indeed fucking pankied. You are brilliant!
Hahahahahah…..jus faqin awesum……can’t stop laughing since…..
Now Sluts come to save this Country…!!!
Govt should start hiring sluts now…!!!!
Read your review for the first time, but a review it is. ROFLMAO all at the same time.
i cudnt even go through this strip…
Her boob is bleeding. Thats just to start a new discussion, i’m sure. Real or Fake!!!
wow..! Hanky is pankied all night..! Superb man…n her boobs r bleeding…gawd…its so hilarious…waiting for more Riz.
I did see the movie.. and was WAITING for your take on this absolute piece of crap..
The wait was worth it !
excellent review….thank god.spared money..
One question – Why is she bleeding from her breasts in the end
Hiralious… truly amazing…
Yh, even I noticed that her boob is bleeding….hahahahah…..I take ‘hankie is pankied’ from the strip. Best euphemism ever.
Also, why waste your effort watching this movie. Wifey and I planned to download it and watch it by skipping through the crap only watching the ‘interesting parts’
Her BOOB is bleeding! mwahahahahahahahahaha!
best comic strip everr!
Awesome! Please do Dark Knight Rises…pre nuke makeout and everything!
Too Good. Thanks for saving me a movie ticket… though I still think this is probably better than a lot of movies out there… Wish Pooja had talked this out with you before making the movie;)
As hilariously bad this movie sounds, there are enough undersexed molesters and right-wing ‘moral’ police to make this film a hit.
Just too good …. thanks for helping me save my money and time ……..
hahaha…dude…this stuff saved our lives…here we are rolling on the floor laughing….and just a minute ago we were shit scared for our exams…..what a stress reliever….loved the ‘kya super kool hai hum’ one too…thanks man!!!….but seriously dawg…if you ever feel like not doing this anymore…don’t…our college louves you!!
I think Agency Director is acting dead, see there is no blood coming out of his body. And nice boobshot by the way ;P
good one dude.
- Pew – Pew – crazy douchebag! Best ever \m/ ….
Brilliant! You are the reason I watch crappy movies, your reviews make it worth it!
He! he! he~ Now i have to see the movie to see when INZA is shot…the blood or the Silicon comes out. Real suspense???
Too funny
& keh ke li !!!
hahahaha fantastic!!
Dude! You’re big!! Sahi Rizwan has arrived! By the way, you find loopholes in loops that we don’t even know exist!
Dude!! where dafaq did you come up with that “Hanky gets Spankied all night”? HAHAHA Cant stop laughing now!
Genius!!
Too good explanation …
Hanky was Pankied!!!!! Hahaha….just couldn’t stop laughing!!! I think you should definitely try your hand in Script writing, what an amazing movie that would make
Hanky was pankied…..AWESOME! now i want to watch this movie…y dont ppl come to you for script proof reading…u cud make a lotta money that way
hanky is pankied !!! HAHA .. man ROTFL for that . loved the timing of both of them GASPing
too gud to skip many such movies while i wait for ur HONKYTONK reviews 
awesum sstuff \m/
jism-2 revealed
hahahaha this is awesome! I knew I was gonna love this film
pooh…Logic and Bollywood!!!now that is a little too much to ask for…But then who cares because out here dont even understand sarcasm…So this was way too awesome!!!
Simply brilliant humour. Creativity at its best. I hope you the entire crew of “Jism” is reading this.
Love your stuff Sahil! Best Hindi film reviews on the net!!
Fantastic review..laughed so much…must say all your stick figures emoted much better than the “actors” in the movie..really wish I’d read this before I let my friends drag me to see the movie..what a torture that was!
Awesome, just awesome! Ha ha ha…
And why in poo perfect hell is this movie titled “Jism 2″ ? While they were at it, they might as well have chosen some other hot selling name, like “The Dark Knight Falls” or something. I wish I could line up the Bhatts against the wall and shoot all of them in their head.
This is just so awesome!! wish i had just read this instead of wasting my money and time on the crappy movie….
He he he he! Oh, how I just hate you for your spoofs. ROTFL. Loves it. Absolutely LOVES it.
BTW, I have never seen Sunny look more hotter than she looks, here!
Great just great! Keep it coming!
You shot me in the boob, you bastard!
Hanky was Pankied is now my most favourite euphemism ever. EVER I tell you. This is how I will explain to my kids about the circle of life.
Brilliant!
her previous movies had better and plausible storyline than this ..