The Vigil Idiot: Cocktail
First, the good things about director Homi Adajania’s Cocktail. It’s a great movie to look at! Although, I suspect a lot of that has to do with newcomer Diana Penty (she plays Mira) being on screen for a substantial amount of the runtime. And Deepika Padukone’s legs (as seen on the character of Veronica) have put in their finest performance in a short, but memorable career. But that’s about all I took away from this film. It lost me the moment it showed Saif Ali Khan’s character (Gautam), a software engineer who gets all the ladies. I mean, come on! Of course, that’s not the only place where the writers forgot to keep it real. Keep scrolling and see for yourself.


























Sahil Rizwan is a 24-year-old freelance writer and creator of The Vigil Idiot. When he’s not busy doing everything in his power to avoid taking up a 9-to-5 desk job, you can probably find him curled up in front of a TV or his laptop. You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook.
Tags: Bollywood, Cocktail, Deepika Padukone, Diana Penty, Film, Homi Adajania, Saif Ali Khan, The Vigil IdiotComments (70)
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awesome!!!
Your really are a Chandler (from FRIENDS) dude
Mind boggling..!! Dude u made cocktail practically nude..!! :p
Hahahhaa….kickass review \m/. I was pissed seeing 2 or 3 starts to a movie like cocktail in almost all the newspapers. Your review was indeed refershing. I feel at peace knowing there are at least some people , who dont consider cocktail a blockbuster \m/
Simply Superb! “louved” the part where Mira goes back to her lost husband and ditches Saif !
..keep up the work..you’re truly gifted…
If I see this movie again im gonna burst out laughing. Extremely funny blog
awesome awesome awesome..
you have a really great sense of humor.. and excellent writing skills..
way to go.. all my best wishes
Respect!!!
Awesome! read this twice!
hats off!
‘Jab tak hai jaan’ was the first of your movie reviews that i read n i started fishing for more such posts by you,having now read almost all of them…You r really awsome and i love your style of writing and ur sarcasm:)
and ofcourse the brilliant caricatures…:)
RESPECT:)
Love all of ur reviews! Dey r jus so original n hilarious! Keep it up
Awesome review……
Unlike your post of Jism 2 and Ek Tha Tiger, it wasnt that funny but i guess it is appropriate over the bore and dumb movie…looking for your other posts now…..
Fantastic!
Talk to the Non-Single Hand !!????? HAHAHAHAHAHA FTW Dude!!! Freakin Awwesome
Precisely – a girl who drinks and parties just ISN’T marriage material. However, a girl in patialas who prays to god statues IS! Wow…we haven’t moved on from that? Lame.
Your comic was fantastic.
love it! so hillarious!
Hilarious! Love these – keep em coming!
correct description of an incorrect movie…
you are just awesome… loved the long legs caricature here and also sunny leone’s in ur jism 2 review… u r truely gifted!! keep up the good work.. Cheers!!